The Rules of Male Female Relationships




BEFORE we got married, my wife Marowe read this list somewhere and happily gave it to me, telling me that these are The Rules that would govern our marriage. When I read the list, I fainted.

Bo Sanchez @ Feast PICC 20130127Here are The Rules…

  • The female always makes The Rules.
  • The Rules are subject to change without prior notification.
  • No male can possibly know all The Rules.
  • If the female suspects the male knows all The Rules, she will immediately change some or all of The Rules.
  • The female is never wrong.
  • If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
  • If the above rule applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
  • The female may change her mind at any time.
  • The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female.
  • The female has every right to be angry and upset at any time.
  • The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
  • The male is expected to mind-read at all times.
  • The male who does not abide by The Rules cannot take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
  • If the female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.

Obviously, I’m kidding. These Rules don’t apply to our marriage. (I pray in Jesus’ name.)
But it gives a glimpse of how men and women think differently. Today, I’d like to personally welcome you to our very important (and absolutely hilarious) new series, His & Hers. My thesis? If we really understand and appreciate our differences, we will avoid so many fights and grow closer to each other.

Be deeply encouraged today!

May your dreams come true,

Bo Sanchez




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